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August 23, 2005
What
does one call a bicycle built for 6? Could it be.. a Sex..cycle??? A Sextocepede? Is that lewd?? Oh, I am so confused!In any event, it was rumored that one sex-partite pedal driven vehicle might make it out for Friday's Critical Mass ride. However, alas, and alack! It has been confirmed, the vehicle is out of comission! Due to an unfortunate turn of events, resulting in a sorry state of affairs, the collapse of the 3 back wheels!And no time for repairs! So me and my splendid red rat helmet will be astride My Little Pony as usual. And accompanied by who knows what sorts of characters. That's the beauty part, isn't it?
In any event, here is also the Marcel update! (I am procrastinating. Thus, the torrent of words!) Strolling on Saturday, with a friend, waiting for the 5 o'clock show of Broken Flowers at the Davis, we went into Sit! the doggy boutique, to get Marcel's fave treats~ Chummy Yummies, made from salmon, they're smelly, oh yes! They were out of Chummy Yummies, but the did have a stuffed camo colored canvas u.s. army humvee, complete with obscene little roof-mounted gun- truly lewd! And while I am loathe to encourage this sort of thing in the young people, it was pointed out that my boy probably would fall short of height and weight requirements for enlistment in the armed services. Thus, the Humvee was taken home, and delivered yesterday much to Marcel's obvious delight! Oh, the gun was the first to be chomped, you know it. The Humvee was flung about, thrown against the wall, and tucked into bed, by the long eviscerated hand puppet (named Tuppet) and Douglas P. Leghorn, the rooster who is not long for this world.
Believe me, you need a visual, dear readers.
Trust me when I say I am working on that!
More later!
Oh, and my mom got me the new Vogue Knitting yesterday. I want to make several things, most especially the hand warmers shown on the obscenely cute blonde model. She can't be real. I don't like her. Ok, I do. Maybe its a love/hate situation. Still. She must be a robot.
Ok I truly have to go now.
Posted by at August 23, 2005 12:12 PM
Comments
It would be most satisfying to see Marcel ripping the stuffing out of a Humvee. The newest Vogue is full of treats I agree.
Posted by: Elizabeth at August 23, 2005 01:01 PM